// battery critical

running on 1%.
still here.

Deadpan shirts, mugs and little gifts for tired humans and introverts — for the ones who show up anyway.

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in stock · unisex · US-printed

1% social battery ✦ clocked in, checked out ✦ emotionally unavailable since monday ✦ factory reset needed ✦ do not disturb ✦ overtime mode: activated ✦ 1% social battery ✦ clocked in, checked out ✦ emotionally unavailable since monday ✦ factory reset needed ✦ do not disturb ✦ overtime mode: activated ✦

// the gift engine

gifts, by battery level

Buying for a tired human? Don't guess the gift — match it to how drained they are.

batt: 1%

for the introvert

social battery gone by noon. still lovely.

shop introvert gifts →

batt: 0.5%

for the coworker

clocked in, checked out. we've all been there.

shop coworker gifts →

batt: 0.1%

for the fully fried

needs a factory reset and a long nap.

shop burnout gifts →

// the full lineup

shop by thing

01 accessories 3 styles → 02 all products 36 styles → 03 apparel 23 styles → 04 funny burnout gifts 26 styles → 05 funny coworker gifts 36 styles → 06 home & decor 7 styles → 07 introvert gifts 14 styles → 08 long sleeve tees 11 styles → 09 mugs & prints 5 styles →

// power saving mode: on

do not disturb.

Some days the most honest setting is airplane mode with a pulse. We make the merch for those days.

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// low-charge favourites

little best-sellers

brain fog low battery funny coffee mug — burnout gift mug $16.99

// system message

we are not a
wellness brand.

We won't tell you to hydrate, sleep more, or manifest. We're here because sometimes the most honest thing you can wear is a shirt that just gets it. Made for the Tuesdays.

— running on 1%, still here.

running on 1%.still here.